Guffaws

A fellow member of the Standing Committee on Education has said more than once “I have some real unclarity” on that issue. The same person created the word “dictorialship”.

A Jefferson County legislator stated “Budgetating is a difficult process”.

Having filibustered for some time a senator said “There is a tunnel at the end of the light”.

A well known representative declared “That won’t happen till the cows come home from Capastrami”.

A Montgomery legislator frequently uses the word “gradurated”. Did he?

A party leader said something would “…resignate throughout our society.”

A good pal legislator admitted on the House floor he was “confused in his mind”.

A previous GOP Alabama governor was the Guest of Honor at the Talladega Raceway.  When he stepped to the microphone everyone expected to hear the traditional “Gentlemen, start your engines.”  What he said was “Men, crank your motors.”